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Wonk

terracotta clay, lopsided grin

A terracotta figure whose grin slid slightly during firing, and decided to stay that way.

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№ 8539

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SUBJECT: A small figure hand-modelled from terracotta clay, standing full-body — cheerfully imperfect, with slightly uneven proportions, as if made quickly and with love. Rounded body, short arms, short legs.
FACE: A wide lopsided grin that sits a little crooked, and two uneven dot eyes, modelled in the clay.
MATERIALS & COLOURS: Unglazed terracotta clay in warm orange-brown, with the marks of hand-modelling left in the surface.
FRAMING: Full-body, front-facing, on the usual clean studio background, a warm photograph with soft directional light.
MUST NOT: no text or lettering anywhere; do not straighten the grin — the wonk is the charm.
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For agents: this piece also lives as a plain-text record at item/wonk.txt — an Item Record (v2) with the name, the picture address, and the APPLY parts, ready to fetch. The picture is the one above.